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You know you are addicted to the Internet when...

You kiss your girlfriend's home page.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved
and you don't have a clue when it happened.

You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if
new e-mail arrives.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

Your dog has its own home page.

You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.

You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 4.01
or higher."

The last guy/girl you picked up was a jpeg.

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in
front of your computer with a toilet.

Your husband/wife/significant other says communication is important in a marriage/relationship... so you buy
another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you
can chat.

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your
first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

You start browsing the web in the middle of your oceanography get back to your reading!

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